Sunday, October 17, 2010

30 Things Every Woman Should Have Before She Turns 30/ 40 Things Every Woman Should Do Before She Turns 40

30 Things Every Woman Should Have Before She Turns 30


A close friend of mine shared this list with me last year, right before my 30th birthday in February 2010. I found this list to be very interested and was honestly relieved that I covered the majority of this list. Are you 30 or approaching 30? Here are some of the items to be checked off:

1. Clothes that fit the size she is now, not the size she was five years ago
2. A weekly income that covers the rent (or mortgage payment)
3. An orgasm
4. Always enough toilet paper
5. A hair stylist she trusts
6. A favorite song, porn site, image, movie or fantasy that always gets her in the mood
7. Health insurance
8. A signature drink
9. A healthy relationship with her parents
10. Bras in the correct size
11. Enough alcohol in her home to offer drop-by guests a cocktail
12. An emergency hangover remedy
13. A voter registration card
14. A wardrobe that includes the perfectly flattering little black dress, a great pair of heels, jeans that make her ass look great, and a cute hat that hides a bad hair day
15. A yearly appointment with her gynecologist
16. The name of reliable movers to give her friends when they ask for help relocating
17. The gumption to ask a man out
18. A group of girlfriends who get it
19. A set of tools (and the ability to use them ... even if it’s just to hang a piece of art)
20. A balanced checkbook
21. No interest in men who just aren’t that into her
22. A vacation to look forward to at least once a year
23. A good bullshit detector
24. The courage to stand up for herself and her beliefs
25. A favorite sex position
26. A set of hand towels so guests don’t have dry their hands on her bath towel (gross!)
27. Enough self-love to avoid and break off unhealthy friendships and relationships
28. A commitment to exercise
29. A retirement fund
30. A great vibrator

It is now 8 months since I have turned 30 and I am still working on # 22, 28 and I am not interested in #30 though I know some who are.


40 Things Every Woman Should Do Before She Turns 40

I found this list on the internet and have 10 years to complete it!

1. Write a novel.
2. Stop feeling guilty.
3. Change a diaper.
4. Have an affair.
5. Forgive.
6. Stand on your head.
7. Fall in love.
8. Get your heart broken.
9. Go to Paris.
10. Buy a car.
11. Buy incredibly expensive lingerie.
12. Buy a sex toy.
13. Get a president elected.
14. Learn how to ride a horse.
15. Try anal sex.
16. Stop trying to figure out if you’re a feminist or not.
17. Have a baby.
18. Start a blog.
19. Experience umami, try uni, and embrace wabi-sabi.
20. Drive over 100 mph.
21. Give ‘til it hurts.
22. Earn a degree.
23. Lose someone close to you.
24. Be scared shitless and do it anyway.
25. Accept the ravages of gravity.
26. Get a Rolex.
27. Lose it.
28. Scream at the top of your lungs.
29. Quit a job you hate.
30. Start a job you love.
31. Get married.
32. Get divorced.
33. Travel alone.
34. Visit three continents not including your own.
35. Balance a checkbook.
36. Get custom fitted for a bra.
37. Give up on thongs.
38. Get diagnosed; survive.
39. Lose it all.
40. Win everything back.

Wow... there are a couple of things I'm looking forward to on this list, like #9, 31 and 34. I've already completed #7, 18, 30 and 37. SooOOoo not interested in # 15, 32, and 38. No clue what # 19 is about, but I will look it up...lol

You know what.... Im going to work on my own 40 yr old milestone list!!!! Revamp this one.. stay tuned in the mean time join me in the milestone checkpoint... which milestone are you working toward and what have you done? What suggestions do you have for the my next milestone?

 



3 comments:

  1. Hey PJ, just wanted to say that I enjoyed the above list. Some of it had me laughing others made me shake my head. the before 30 list I'm missing all but 4. So I guess I have some work to do before I can move on to the 40 list.

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  2. I turn 30 in few years I have some work to do lol great list

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  3. #4 was hard for me at first too...lol...but I got tired of using napkins when we ran out of toilet paper. I started buying in bulk and every time I get down to 3 rolls, I go out and get some more.

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